Bard



The Bard can be found at the Flailing Arms Tavern in Candlewych Village. He will be singing on the stage.

Songs
"Oh lady fair

With orangest hair

Let me take you

To the fayre

I will buy you

a band of gold

to join our souls

Til we are old"

"I will buy you

A fresh-faced sow

And get our milk

From our own singing cow

I will buy you

A dog and a cat

And a cockerel who dances

With a tip of his hat"

"I will buy you

The moon on a stick

And buckets of custard

All yellow and thick

I will fetch you

A mouse with a spear

To guard you at night-time

When I am not near"

"I will gather

All the berries of Fae

And make you a potion

To brighten your day

I will love you

Til we lay in our shrouds

Our dead eyes gazing

At wispy white clouds"

"I will find you

As you leap through the corn

My tail twitches wanting

Our souls both reborn"

"There was a young woman called Mary

Whose lips were as soft as a fairy

I looked in her eyes

And to my great surprise

Discovered her hands were all hairy"

"I courted a lady from Briar

Whose shapeshifting made me perspire

She was a bit of a fox

With long flowing locks

And her bite was as hot as a fire"

"I saw a cat ride a deer

While hamsters gave a big cheer

The little dog laughed

At his legs like giraffe's

I think I should stop drinking beer"

